Happy Father's Day to my dad(love ya "Big Willie"), my husband, and my father in law!
Mom, I know today is hard, I Love You!!!!
In honor of Father's Day here are 2 quotes from Chris Rock that are humorous way to honor the dads in my life!
''Nobody appreciates daddy,'' he says. ''I'm talking about the real daddy that handles the [expletive] business. Nobody ever says, 'Hey, Daddy, thanks for knocking out this rent!' 'Hey, Daddy, I sure love this hot water!' 'Hey, Daddy, it's easy to read with all this light!''
"Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, I'm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.
"Keep my baby off the pole!
"I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up."
Well Dad, you kept me off the pole! You did a good job! Hendersohn always remember, keep Brookie off the pole! :)
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